Calling All Geeks!

Possibly.

I bought the Gnarls Barkley CD “St. Elsewhere” today and I’ve been playing it almost constantly since. Jon played some of it over the weekend and I had to check it out. I didn’t see his performance on the MTV Video Awards, but I’ve seen pictures. I hardly know what to make of it other then how great it is.

For some reason, I’m just really digging the music on the iTunes playlist I’m listening to tonight. It’s weird. I love music, but there are some times when I just really get into it more so then usual.

Just a few other artist/songs I feel like plugging at the moment:

“Hate This Place” – 9mm SOLUTION

“Oh My God” – Kaiser Chiefs

“Diamonds And Guns” – Transplants

“Black Horse And The Cherry Tree” – KT Tunstal (Sooooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.)

“The Ballad of Serenity”

My parents found a small air conditioner at a yard sale over the weekend and they put it up in my room. (Their’s already had one and mine is probably the hottest room in the house.) They put it up tonight when I was at work, so I’ve only stepped into my room once or twice since then, but I already can tell that this is going to be nice. Finally, I can say goodbye to long nights of slowly sweating to death!

Before Chuck Norris, there was Bill Brasky. I’ve often wondered which would win in a fight. Or, better yet, if you bread the two, what would you get? Hmm. Anyway, here’s to Bill Brasky!

“Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!”
“Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!”
“Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!”
“One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, ‘I’m Bill Brasky! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such a way as to make it say, ‘Billbrasky’ … It wasn’t exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!’”
“He’d eat a homeless person if you dared him!”
“His poop is used as currency in Argentina.”
“He sweats Gatorade”
“He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.”
“He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! …….And he hated irony!”
“I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.”
“He sheds his skin once a year.”
“He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.”
“He did 3 tours in ‘Nam…… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran Brasky!”
“I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.”
“His favorite movie is ‘One on One’ with Robby Benson.”
“He sleeps eight hours a night! …….. well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.”
“Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!”
“Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese.”
“He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.”
“He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.”
“They found $60 in change in his stomach.”
“He did all the makeup on the ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie.”
“He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.”
“Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.’”
“They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.”
“He date raped David Bowie.”
“He once inhaled a seagull.”
“The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress.”
“It was the sight of Brasky’s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.”
“He once had sex with a cigarette machine.”
“He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.”
“He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.”
“He once ate the Bible while water skiing.”
“He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.”
“You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!”
“He has dandruff the size of mice!”
“He jogged with a fridge on his back!”
“He conjured Neville Chamberlain!”
“Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”
“His first name is Bill! ……. I’m drunk.”
“He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.”
“He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.”
“He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.”
“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he’s going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives…except Fleagle.”
“We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.”
“Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.”
“He has a toenail on the end of his penis.”
“Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sautéed mushrooms.”
“Brasky’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.”
“Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool.”
“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, ‘The King & I?’ On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.”
“He breastfeeds John Madden.”
“Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.”
“If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky’s nipple, it plays the Beach Boys’ ‘Pet Sounds.’”
“They use Brasky’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.”
“Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.”
“All the ‘Yes’ album covers are Brasky family photos.”
“He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.”
“Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would’ve happened sometime.”
“Brasky’s semen can form into a liquid human – like the guy from ‘Terminator 2′”
“Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.”
“He thinks the Iron Man is gay.”
“He framed Roger Rabbit.”
“The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky – except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.”
“He gave a handjob to a manta ray.”