Archive for August, 2006

Weather Story Follow-up

In response to Carl’s blog which was in response to Jon’s blog which was in response to my blog…

Yeah, I got nothin’. :-P

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WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

… or not.

We’ve had to put up with tornado sirens all night tonight. The potential tornado was only in the bottom most part of the county, but all of Franklin was put on alert, even Westerville which was completely out of “danger”. The weatherman even said specifically that Westerville was clear. I swear to you, the second the words came out of his mouth, the sirens started up.

The thing that I thought was really funny, though, is that the weatherman kept talking about how unlike a tornado it was. “It’s not hailing, it’s not raining, and the wind isn’t blowing that hard”. Now, I’m no expert, but I’m fairly sure that means there is no tornado. It seemed to me as if they had decided early on that this was going to be huge, but when it started to die down, the refused the acknowledge that their moment in the spotlight was over.

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Santa In A Speedo

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If it’s August, it must be Christmas

Retailers push key shopping season ever earlier

By JEFF GAMMAGE
Philadelphia Inquirer
8/27/2006

It’s that special time of year again, when the first plush Santas, singing snow men and blown-glass Christmas ornaments begin to appear on store shelves.

You know. August.

What, you find it hard to muster yuletide spirit when you’re wearing a bathing suit?

Well, too bad.

At T.J. Maxx in Norristown, Pa., 2-foot-tall Santa figurines are already watching over a clutch of silver stocking-hangers, wooden-soldier nutcrackers and glittery tabletop trees. A few doors down, at the Dollar Tree, Frosty snow globes wait near the cash registers, not far from a selection of red-and-green ornaments.

At the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store in Plymouth Meeting, Pa., a full-size Christmas tree is up and shining. Below its boughs, a toy Santa blows a saxophone, though it’s hard to hear his version of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” while a nearby mechanical snowman is crooning “Jingle Bells.”

“It’s a retail mentality that you need to be first out of the gate, and people keep making the race longer and longer,” said William Cody, managing director of the Baker Retailing Initiative at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School.

Labor Day, Columbus Day and Halloween, much less Thanksgiving, are now mere speed bumps on the highway to Christmas, folded into the 115-day month of Septoctnocember.

Researchers call it “Christmas creep.” That’s shorthand for the ever-backward march of the holiday retail season.

“It burns me up,” said Carter Lee, who is raising two daughters with her husband, Peter Maas, in Haddonfield, N.J. “It makes me want to go the other way. It makes me not want to buy anything.”

It’s not that malls are decked in garlands. If last year is a gauge, that won’t happen until Nov. 1, followed three weeks later by the arrival Santa and his crew. It’s that Christmas accoutrement are being set out while people are still slapping mosquitoes.

Hallmark stores have offered ornaments for weeks – puppies peeking from woolen mittens and Eskimos fishing from ice floes. Some Hallmarks are displaying collectible Byers’ Choice cloth-and-clay carolers.

“It’s over the top,” said Claire Daniels, of Springfield, Pa. “I would never, ever, positively never buy a Christmas item in September or August. On principle.”

The pitch for other holidays comes early, too. Halloween candy has been in grocery stores for weeks, raising the question of why anyone would want to serve, much less eat, a three-month-old Snickers bar.

But experts say the Christmas season starts earliest because it’s crucial to retailers.

In 2004, shopping malls took in $227.8 billion – 28 percent of their annual sales – in November and December, according to the International Council of Shopping Centers. If a retailer can boost its take by getting customers in the holiday mood earlier, it’s worth it.

The question is whether the jump-start results in increased sales – in which case Rudolph may someday appear arm and arm with the Easter Bunny – or whether it only spreads the same dollars over a longer period. No one has a definitive answer.

“To the extent that you, the retailer, are there, and your competitor isn’t, you may grab a few extra dollars,” said Stephen Hoch, chair of the marketing department at Wharton.

The danger, he said, isn’t just in turning off consumers, but in becoming a prisoner to that promotion. One way retail sales are measured is year against year. If going early brought in extra dollars last year, a store is almost forced to go out as early, or earlier, this year.

Cracker Barrel put up Christmas displays on Aug. 1. Terry Maxwell, senior vice president of retail of the Tennessee-based restaurant-store chain, compared them to the previews before a movie, a way to offer “just a little hint of the coming season.”

He wouldn’t disclose figures, but he said Cracker Barrel has found that having Christmas items out in summer generates additional purchases, not just early ones.

“We’re doing quite a bit better than what we anticipated,” Maxwell said.

Analyst Stephanie Hoff, who follows big retailers such as Target, Wal-Mart and Macy’s for the investment firm Edward Jones, said the economy has forced stores to speak up early.

Last year Wal-Mart accelerated its start, to early November from late November, and other chains followed. They saw their lower-income customers being battered by rising gasoline prices and home-heating costs, Hoff said, and sought to “capture some spending” before folks were tapped out.

This year those stores will probably do the same, she said. And others will, too.

So what’s that? You don’t want to think about winter yet? You’d like to wait until the back-to-school sales are over?

Sorry. Get out your parka and pass the eggnog. There are only 120 shopping days left until Christmas.

 

This is really kind of sad. And here I worrying that I might be getting into Halloween too early. (I think I have officially dubbed my Jedi costume as my official Halloween costume.) /sigh/ It’s all about money, I guess.

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Ultimate? Let’s Hope So.

I watched “Ultimate Avengers 2” the other day and I almost forgot to review it. That in of itself aught to tell you what I thought of it.

The first time I saw the first straight-to-DVD “Ultimate Avenger” movie, I kind of liked it. It wasn’t great, but it was mildly entertaining. But when I said as much to the clerk at the local Comic Town, he said that it was nothing compared to the comic it was based on.

Okay, for those of you not in the know, this is how it goes. Originally, there was “the Avengers”. (Created in response to DC’s Justice League) Then, a few years back, in response to complaints of over-complicated continuity, Marvel created a new line of comics called the Ultimate line where all characters were started out fresh and set in the modern day. The Ultimate version of the Avengers was called “the Ultimates”. The first Ultimate Avengers DVD was based on the first two volumes of the Ultimates, but the title was changed to Ultimate Avengers to capture both sets of fans.

So, I read the first two volumes of the Ultimates, and the clerk was right. This made the Ultimate Avengers movie look terrible.

Nevertheless, when UA2 came out, I still decided to check it out. (A few weeks after it’s premier this time.) UA2 to UA1 is as UA1 is to the actual Ultimates.

This movie stunk! It hardly had a single redeeming quality to it. The voice work, which I seem to remember Marvel praising to high Heaven the first time around, is mediocre at very best. Black Widow, the resident Russian, seems to be so focused on getting the accent right that’s she’s completely abandoned all real emotion or infliction in her voice. Tony Stark/Iron Man seemed to go to the other extream. The entire time, whenever he talks, all I can think about is when Strong Bad on Homestar Runner is trying to be suave and “Sex-sayyy”. And the echo effect they had for when he was in his armor was annoying, in my opinion.

And it’s all just so watered down. If you read the Ultimates comic, it’s an over the top action story that leave you on the edge of your seat with dynamic characters that truly come across as real people. Like the people behind it have said many times before, it’s a comic because no live-action movie budge would ever be big enough. Most of that has been dropped in the DVD, though, and I think it’s been done to accommodate for the family friendly aspect. For instance, in the comic, Giant Man and Wasp are husband and wife and we learn that Giant Man has been abusing his wife ever since they were dating in college. It all comes to a head when Giant Man actually attempts to kill Wasp, leaving her in critical condition. Enraged, Captain America comes in and stops down a 60+ foot tall Giant Man, hardly without even breaking a sweat. It was freakin’ AWESOME! How dose this play out in the movie, though? The years of physical and emotional abuse is boiled down to one fight. Hell, fight is an overstatement. It’s more like a slightly heated disagreement. And they make up almost immediately after! Cap doesn’t even get to kick any ass. (Or Hulk’s balls, which was in the comic but not movie.)

So, Ultimate Avengers 1 is okay, Ultimate Avengers 2 is awful. Ultimately, (HaHA!) my final recommendation would be to save your money and buy the Ultimate trade paperbacks.

 

PS: No one seems to know what “Ultimate” means. It’s not “best”, it means “last” or “final”. That’s why I’m always weary in the restaurants when certain items are described as “the ultimate (blank)”. I don’t want to die afterwards.

Just a little side note that’s always bugged me with the “Ultimate Universe” at Marvel.

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Manatee Update (Possible Follow-Up to Previous Story)

From the Christian Science Monitor:

 

Up to Cape Cod, where no manatee has gone before

By Warren Richey

FORT LAUDERDALE, FLA. – A Florida manatee is making history this summer with a long-distance swim that has startled fishermen, boaters, and beachgoers as far north as Cape Cod and has sparked a deepening mystery as large as the Atlantic coast.

Ten-foot-long, 1,000-pound sea cows are common in many parts of Florida. The marine mammals are known to roam throughout the state’s coastal areas, migrating to warmer water during cold snaps. But what would possess a manatee to undertake a 1,200-mile journey northward to the very edge of water warm enough to sustain its life?

Scientists don’t know. But they are investigating whether the manatee may be the same animal that made a similar trip 11 years ago.

If that is the case, “Chessie” has just extended his prior distance record of a northward swim by a Florida manatee by nearly 50 miles.

Researchers with the Sirenia Project of the US Geological Survey say they are hoping that the manatee seen recently near Falmouth on Cape Cod and Warwick, R.I., is the same manatee they tracked in 1995. Similar manatee sightings were reported earlier this month in the Hudson River near New York City.

“At this point I can’t say it’s him,” says Cathy Beck, a manatee researcher who maintains photographs of 2,000 of Florida’s estimated 3,000 manatees. Researchers can identify individual manatees by the pattern of scars left from collisions with boat propellers.

Ms. Beck made a tentative identification of Chessie from a television film clip shot on Sunday by NBC 10 in Providence, R.I. The 90-second news story shows the manatee drinking fresh water from a drainage pipe at a marina in Warwick.

“That looks like Chessie’s tail,” Beck said, watching the video for the first time. But after more detailed examination, she says she’s not so sure: “We just don’t have enough information to confirm the identification one way or the other.”

Chessie made it to Point Judith, R.I., in mid-August 1995 before encountering cold seas and heavy waves. The feat attracted international attention and raised awareness about the plight of endangered manatees.

Scientists had attached a tracking device to Chessie and monitored most of his 1995 trip. But the manatee has not been seen since 2001. “It is a wonder of nature that we have an individual who can make a trip that far north,” says Jim Reid, who tracked Chessie in 1995 and is monitoring the current odyssey.

Researchers aren’t discounting that more than one manatee may be touring the Northeast this summer. In 1998, they tracked a different manatee to eastern Long Island. But they say it’s possible that all the sightings this summer are of the same animal. “Cape Cod, that is a new record,” Mr. Reid says.

Manatees dine on sea grass and other aquatic plants. Restoration of the coastal environment in the Northeast has progressed to the point where a traveling sea cow could easily move from the manatee equivalent of one giant salad bar to another. They generally eat more than 100 pounds of vegetation a day and can travel 20 to 30 miles per day.

The primary limiting factor, scientists say, is cold water. Manatees prefer warm temperatures and cannot survive in water colder than 68 degrees.

Chessie got his name in 1994 when he lingered a little too long in the Chesapeake Bay. By October, researchers were worried that he wouldn’t be able to make it far enough south to avoid the approaching cold weather. A rescue team captured the manatee and flew him by US Coast Guard plane to Florida. He was released near the Kennedy Space Center after being fitted with a radio tracking device.

Reid followed Chessie’s travels south to Fort Lauderdale for the winter. Then he watched as Chessie headed north the next summer, back to the Chesapeake and eventually up to Rhode Island.

After turning south in mid-August, the radio tracking device broke free near New Haven, Conn. But sightings of Chessie continued in Virginia in late September and off Jacksonville, Fla., in mid-November.

Despite all the study, no one is sure why a manatee would make such a trip.

Some suggest that global warming has prompted him to seek out new areas. Others say he may be looking for female companionship. But others think he may just be a Magellan of manatees.

“There is a very good likelihood this is Chessie, and he is doing what he does,” says Patrick Rose, executive director of the Save the Manatee Club, a Florida-based conservation group. “If nothing else, he is a great ambassador for his species.

 

I don’t know what disturbs me most about this story. The fact that the manatees are coming or that there are human’s who are taking their side.

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Beerfest

When I first saw a preview of “Beerfest” (on Clerks 2, I believe.) I had high hopes. Then I heard that it was made by the same people who made “Super Troopers”, causing my expectations to drop. That’s right, confession time. I didn’t like “Super Troopers”. This always seems to shock people when I say it, but other then the pranks the cops played; I just didn’t find all that much in it to be particularly funny. Still, the preview looked really funny, so I decided to give it a try. I’m glad I did, too, because Beerfest was hilarious!

Obviously, Beerfest isn’t going to win any Academy Awards and Shakespeare it most certainly is not. Any scene without excessive drinking is generally filled with breast or urine. (That of both man and goat.) But sometimes that’s the kind of movie you just feel like seeing. Too much of anything gets old fast and that even applies to so-called classy pictures. Citizen Kane and the Godfather are all fine and good, but sometimes you need a Porkeys or Animal House to break up the monotony.

In the end, this was a fun flick and I’d actually like to see it again.

One thing I gotta say, though, is that I’m not completely sure on it’s German. The Beerfest is held in Munich and the bad guys are the German team, so you knew there is a bit of the German language thrown around. I’ll admit, it’s been a few years, but some of the German was pretty sketchy. For one thing, I know they got “das Boot” wrong. I see where they were going, playing off of the famous film title. But if this boot shaped glass was supposed to be of German origin, they certainly wouldn’t have named it “the boat”. Also, Octoberfest isn’t actually in October. Well, not completely, at least. It usually begins 16 days before the first Sunday of October.

Anyway, das ist alles fur heute, meinen Damen und Herren. Bis Morgen, auf Wiedersehen.

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Work Schedule

The schedule at work is shifting once more at work. This time, it’s actually a good thing. Starting next week, we will be going back to our “school hours”, meaning that we will be dropping the 9:00 shows every day except for Friday and Saturday.

I, for one, welcome the change. I’ll actually be getting off at around 9:30 now, as apposed to 12:30. And, honestly, I think it’s best for business. I know it doesn’t seem like a good idea, another set should equal more people, which equals more money. But you have to consider the amount we spend per set on things like utilities and salary and compare them to the two or three tickets we might sell at 9:00 on a Wednesday night. To tell you the truth, we can barley justify keeping the 9:00’s in the summer, even when school is out, let alone when everyone has school or work the next day. Also, I’m considered full time, so my hours shouldn’t take too much of a hit.

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The Walking Dead

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Zombies scare the shit out of me. They are the only kind of monster that has ever frightened me. I pitied Frankenstein’s monster. Werewolves never really seemed to register with me. I always thought Vampires seemed cool and never really understood why so many “hunters” resisted everlasting life and pseudo-super powers. The only other thing that’s even come close to Zombies for me is ghost, which I do happen to believe in. (I even go so far as to think that my house, specifically my bedroom, is haunted.) Still, nothing compares to the absolute terror that is the living dead. I don’t even know what it is about them, but Zombies have always freaked me out.

The Walking Dead”, written by Robert Kirkman and published by Image Comics, by no means helps me alleviate that fear.

You may recall me reviewing another Kirkman/Image project just recently, the superhero book “Invincible”. When I mentioned to the guy at Comic Town that I really enjoyed it, he recommended that I pick up Vol. 1 of Kirkman’s other book, “The Walking Dead”.

Other then the fact that it had zombies in it, I really didn’t know what to expect from this book. Whatever I expected, though, Walking Dead was not it. No, this book was far greater then I ever thought it would be. Initially, I was slightly put off by the fact that the entire book is in black and white. But as soon as I started to get into the story, I knew that I was hooked.

There’s no way I can give an overview of the book and do it justice. The plot is your basic zombie storyline. You have a group of survivors just trying to survive in a world overrun by flesh eating beast. Like I said, it doesn’t sound like much. But the character interaction gets to be so rich that, at times, I swear the whole “zombie thing” almost took a back seat to the deep human drama going on. (Of course, there certainly was no lack of brain munching, either.)

The only negative that I can think of is the total lack of sleep that I’ll be suffering from as images from the book play through my head late at night. Perhaps a good midnight snack will help …

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Is there a W’04 bumper sticker on Serenity?

I. Hate. Politics.

I HATE POLITICS!

I FUCKING HATE POLITICS!!!!

Serenity Now [Jonah Goldberg]

So, I’ve caught Serenity a few more times on cable during my migrations. And while I know Firefly fans are more sour on it compared to the show (vide Derb et al); And, I’m a big skeptic of trying to overread pop culture through partisan ideological lenses; But, it is striking what a conservative movie Serenity is. In the 1930s, when ideological content was deliberate and ideological deviationism was denounced, Serenity would be villified as “fascist” for its opposition to social planning. The upshot: a capitalistic freebooter opposes the egalitarian — democratic — “Parliament.” It’s übermenschy representative — a barely updated version of the HG Wellsian fascistic types parodied in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow — is beyond good and evil in his pursuit of a utopian world. Parliament’s last major attempt at making a utopia — weeding out aggression through better chemistry — resulted in death and horror on a grand scale, the lesson being that such enterprises are always doomed. Indeed, to the extent Mal Reynolds has an ideological agenda it is merely to stand in the way of Utopia and the desire of tyrants to impose happiness on people whether they like it or not. Beyond that, he simply believes in people living their lives as they see fit, so long as their interests don’t collide with his.
Or something like that.
Anyway, that’s the sort of thing you get when I can’t find a newspaper. Gotta go.

Serenity = Conservative? That makes no Goddamned since at all. I especially like the bit about how Mal is trying to stop “tyrants from imposing their idea of Utopia” on other people. ‘Cause, you know, Liberals are TOTALLY the ones doing that. (coughIraqcough)

It all makes about as much since as my uber-Republican friend who actually liked “V for Vendetta”.

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SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

Outrageous premise with plot holes big enough to fly a jet through.

Two-dimensional characters spouting off hacky dialogue.

CG effects that are, in their best moments, mediocre.

Snakes On A Plane” is quite possibly the greatest movie ever made.

What began as an Internet sensation has finally reached its culmination with the release of Samuel L. Jackson’s latest movie “Snakes On A Plane”. If you haven’t heard of it by now, I’d like you to email me and let me know what the weather is like under that rock that you’ve been living under. But, hey, I’m a reviewer, so I suppose it is my duty to recount the general plot of the movie. So, here it goes: There is a plane. And it has snakes on it.

Seriously, I just don’t know what to say about this flick. It really is everything you expect it to be. It’s dumb, pointless fun. And at no point dose it apologize for being a “bad” movie. That’s what makes it great. Look, in the summer, there are tons of action movies that take themselves so seriously. SoaP is willing to laugh at itself as it roles around in it’s own absurdity.

I didn’t really need to review this movie ‘cause you were probably planning on going no matter what I said. But, for what it’s worth, I really enjoyed MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!!

On a side note, I must admit that my experience was slightly hampered, however, by the people I was with. Head Projectionist/Part-time Manager Dan decided to add his own commentary through the movie. (Have you ever noticed that people who try to be like Mystery Science Theatre usually suck at it?) The whole time I wanted to explain to him that this movie was funny on its own and didn’t need his remarks to improve it.

So, yeah, I’d kind of like to see this again at some point. But, I’ll probably be seeing “Accepted” first.

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