Heh, I liked this one. From the web site VG Cats:
Archive for April, 2007
Happy Birthday Jared!
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
You! You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year closer to dying
Body organs ripping, frying
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorance
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You’re running out of life
Happy Birthday. You’re gonna die!
Die-Die! Deth-day!
Birth-day, Deth-day
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
Today is my brother Jared’s 19th birthday! Happy birthday, dude!
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
You! You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year closer to dying
Body organs ripping, frying
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorance
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You’re running out of life
Happy Birthday. You’re gonna die!
Die-Die! Deth-day!
Birth-day, Deth-day
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
Die-die, Deth-day
Birth-day, Deth-day!
Today is my brother Jared’s 19th birthday! Happy birthday, dude!
I WANT MY GRINDHOUSE!!!
I got so pissed off at work today. I just found out this evening that we are not getting “Grindhouse”. This by itself wouldn’t bother me. I almost expected it to go limited and, honestly, it probably wouldn’t sell too well at our particular theatre. (It doesn’t exactly fit our target audience of old people and small children.) But I did become upset that we got “the Reaping” instead. So, we can’t get the latest film by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez featuring an over the top story, hot chicks, zombies, action, car chases, explosions, and about a million other ‘just-plain-cool’ things, but we can get Hillary Swank quoting Bible verses. And not only that, but the distributors actually begged us to take Grindhouse. You-know-who actually refused to take it! And then he told the rest of us about it like he was so proud of himself.
It makes no sense. It’s out of character for him. I mean, we could have had THIS, but instead, we’re getting … this.
So, now, I actually have to … pay … to see a movie. I just don’t know what to believe any more.
