For me, one of the best parts about earning the rank of Eagle in Boy Scouts was the fact that I never had to deal with the Boy Scouts again… Or so I thought.
Lately, I’ve been inundated with damn annoying letters and emails about some Eagle Scout registry some schmucks are putting together. They say they need me to verify my information. What I don’t get is this: They obviously have my name and address and I’m pretty sure stuff like troop and the date the rank was earned is kept on file. So, my question is, what else could they possibly need to know about me? And another thing: I don’t think the notes would bug me so much if they weren’t so damn persistent and accusatory. I just got an email with the words “THIRD NOTICE” emblazoned across the top like it’s a mortgage or something. Seriously, the letters I get from my bank when my paychecks bounce are less hostile then these guys.
I know, you’re probably saying: Well, why don’t you just call them then just to get them off your back? Well, at first it was because I really, really don’t care. Don’t get me wrong. Boy Scouts wasn’t all bad. It’s a great organization and most of my issues were personal. (Or, at least, they were unique to my troop as opposed to Scouts all together.) But I did have some issues, and as such I’d just as soon put it all behind me. In short, I’m just not that into it anymore. Secondly, these guys are really starting to piss me off. As soon as they started hounding me like I owe them money, I went on the defensive. I always strove to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, curious, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent (SEE! I still remember it, bitches!) but one thing I’ve always been is stubborn. And if I can get a certain scout master to sign me up for provisional summer camp, then I sure as hell can handle these clowns.
UPDATE: Just thought to do a google search. Seems I’m not the only one annoyed by these things. Seems like some are being fooled too. $114.94 hardly sounds legit to me. I smell scam! And if the BSA is supporting it, then they, too, have been dooped by the third party is doing this. (“Harris Connect, Inc” according to the official site.)